Sometimes I dream about the lifestyle that would accompany an object. This ice bucket? Kidney shaped pool, '50s house wife dresses, hefty rocks glasses and bigger sun glasses, cigars and watermelon, sun so bright and shade so rare that even thinking about it makes my eyes squint. Pure Elliot Gould in Ocean's 11. Maybe minus the gold chains. Or maybe it's just Brad Pitt in a suit. That's a little ambitious for an ice bucket, eh?
Ice bucket: couple bucks at auction