Alexis and I had long standing plans to go horseback riding for our early-June birthdays. Given my solid track record of sustaining freak-klutz-humiliating accidents, I manned up with sturdy hiking boots and a jugular hugging helmet.
Didn't so much bank on having a cranky horse chomp my back. I'll never take my rotator cuff for granted again.
Trail ride: $40
Horse denture imprint: $0
Full body armor and a giant hamster ball: $$$?