Friday, September 30, 2011

Uh oh. I think I might have a new fixation. :S I made my first two treasuries last night! I've been having a hard time finding Etsy fun because the jewellery market is so competitive and I don't have time to dump into really understanding how the beast works or thinking much about strategy - keywords, tags, search ads, forums, labs, and on and on . . . but this might be promising. It maybe is even more fun than shopping!

And as always, my cute little shop is here.

Internet fun: $0!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

This blog is all about found treasures, roadside finds, slightly broken stuff, crafty things, and the excitement of turning unwanted destash into your most favourite thing. Well, maybe there's no better way to describe my cat - the Fatster, Fattie, or plain old Blue, depending on how you know her.

Me being determined to get a kitten in January of 2002 in rural NB, ended up me being the owner of a quasi-feral year-old mongrel whose teeth all fell out due to early malnutrition. After a year hiding behind the washing machine, she surrendered to the domestic life and has been surrendering ever since. Someday, fingers crossed, she'll cave and sit on my lap.

Happy 10th Birthday(ish) kitten!

Cat: $0, roadside find

Monday, September 26, 2011



Whoa! My first batch of cell phone charms were a hit. So I scored some more cords and whipped up a proper collection of them for my Etsy shop.

I'd like it very much if the last person without a cell phone made her fortune selling cell phone charms. That kind of irony suits me just fine.

Charms: $2.75 each over here.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

I don't even have a love-hate relationship with IKEA. I should. I think. I don't even hate that it rips of high end Scandinavian design. I don't even hate that you always have hardware leftover or that their instructions drive me to drink. I don't even hate that their products are of mixed pedigree, made under dubious working conditions, in countries I can barely find on a map of the world. I should, but I don't.

I just love it instead. I love the monstrous tacky prints and the schlocky names that I can read thanks to 6 months of Scandinavian immersion at the Universitetet i Oslo. I love that orange crabs and a mint field are a perfectly acceptable aesthetic. I love that every time I grace one of their acres of homogeneity I get the jitters and just want to squat in their stores and decorate.

Ethics, you've met your match.

Korts: $.99 for 6 packages, As-Is section IKEA Burlington

Friday, September 23, 2011

I don't have many Martha Stewart moments . . . okay, maybe I don't have any Martha Stewart moments. I'm okay with that, except she got to make mashed potatoes with Snoop. That lucky ________. Right, but this comes close. This was for Jamie, who is awesome because she likes drinking and quotations in equal measure, on the occasion being included in a great art show!

Card: Homemade, $.50
Book full of quotations on drinking, "Keep Calm and Drink Up": $10.99 at Type Forest Hill
Ribbon: $1 for 4 at Dollarama
Friendship Points: Check . . . that's how Jamie and I roll

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

I wish I were a travelling Buddha . . .

Icon for the collection: 100 Thai Baht at Chatuchak Markets, Bangkok

Sunday, September 18, 2011


I scored a sweet new job this week that I'm pretty excited about. It's work that's totally up my ally in an environment that I think I'll do pretty well in. Of course, this means I need some new creations to wear on my first week. I hope I make some friends!

Above: biggest beads ever from Thailand (note the quarter in the picture), 600฿ ($19) ,spacers and findings from my stash
Below: peach pit beads from Miami - $6.50 US with some hype wood beasts from Tokyo 350¥ ($4.45), spacers and findings from my stash

Saturday, September 17, 2011

If your a fan of beads or if you are my Mom, you might find my Facebook page for 'money can't buy taste' designs kinda appealing.

You can find it here. This one (below) is going to be called "Yardsale" and I'll list it soon . . . gotta get the beads under control.



I'm diversifying, yo! That's what e-commerce is all about, right? Okay, the real story is that my craft supplies are taking over my apartment and I'm drowning in unfinished projects . . . so, I took that little bag of empty cell phone charms and whipped up 8 cute little charms for my Etsy shop.

I hope they get adopted before I end up on an episode of A&E's Hoarders.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Ah ha! The trash gods provide yet again. After a month of living like a Boy Scout and reheating my coffee in a pot on the stove, this find marks my triumphant return to civilized living!

Popty microdon (that's Welsh for microwave oven): $0, shout out to the folks in Forest Hill who replace things just for the sake of replacing them!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

If you don't know anyone from Winnipeg I suggest you get on it. They're good people. Almost spookily so. Or maybe I've just been in Toronto too long.

But seriously, I scored this great vase as part of a Christmas present from the good folks at Modern Earth. I have no doubt they intended it to be a vessel for my beads.

Presents: $0, yay!
Beads: $x, let's not talk about it.
When I get anxious, I make messes like this:
And turn them into this:
Blank cards: $1 for 6 at Dollarama
Scrabooking paper: $.17/sheet at DeSerres (SALE!)
Origami paper: 100 Yen at the 100 Yen store somewhere in Japan
Cards for the next 6 months: $4-5 total

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

What's this you say? The finest little new website launched this morning . . . whoa. Really? Yeah, for serious! check it out -


(Don't worry - that's just my nerdy side, my crafty-junk loving side will stay put right here).

Monday, September 12, 2011

I read somewhere that people like it when you give your secrets away. Think Martha Stewart. I guess that's the logic. But I thought it was neat . . . and so I present to you my First Ever Tutorial!

Here's how to make these:

1. Procure 100% cotton T's from Goodwill or your PJ drawer. Make sure they're the kind of t-shirt with no seams up the side.
2. Wash and dry 'em.
3. Iron 'em. This facilitates slicing them into the most perfect strips.
4. Lay flat and slice. Now I have the ace in my pocket of excellent quilting gear. A nice healing mat, long plexiglass ruler and rotary cutter. If you have these, great! Measure them up and make slices that are about 1.5" wide. I tried 1" wide and that seemed a bit skinny, I didn't want to look too 'stringy'. I have a feeling scissors and eyeballing it may also work since jersey is such a forgiving fabric.
5. Cut across the width of the shirt (so that you're making it shorter one ring at a time).
6. I used 8 slices to make the layers of my necklace. But, hey, this is craft time - use as many as you like. You'll need one extra to make the fancy knot at the back.
7. I opted not to use strips that had bits of logo on them, thinking a clean look might sell better in my store, but I'll use logos in the ones I make for myself! Yes, ones . . . this is definitely a plural craft.
8. Now line up all your strips one on top of each other and treat it like a single, open circle.
9. This part is important - pull and tug the circle, stretch the fabric so that it curls. Not like your Arnold Schwarzenegger or anything, but don't be timid here. It won't look good if you don't make the strips curl.
10. Tug and rotate the circle by a few inches. Tug on this spot. Rotate. Tug. Rotate. Tug. Rotate. Until you're happy that you have stretched every strip at every point. It should be all curled into tubes now.
11. Take one strip, snip it open, and cut to about 10" . . . no hard and fast rule here.
12. Lay the circles all flat and smooth, one on top of each other. Now take that strip and wrap it around all of the strips to bind them together.
13. You can see in the photos above how to do step #12. Just wrap the strip around, tight coils, smooshed together, for one or two inches. No biggie.
14. Now thread the loose ends back under all those wraps you just made and give it a tug.
15. I tucked the remaining few inches into the necklace. Since the fabric is all curled up, it's pretty easy to unfurl it and tuck the stray ends into a tube.
16. Wear.
17. Accept compliments with grace! This has to be one of the best no-sew projects out there!

Notes: I'm tall and like big accessories, so I opted for men's L/XL T's, which produces stretched loops about 42" to 48" long.

If you make these on your own you HAVE to send me a photo!

Thursday, September 8, 2011




I have gotta be the luckiest little beader on the planet. After a typical Green scenario (involving a FedEx depot no where reachable by transit or by bike, several months, more than 20,000kms, and hundreds of dollars, I'm sure), I finally got my paws on a crate of beads and jewellery from Afghanistan. Procured by my Aunt (not Ant) while working for an NGO that helps Afghan women set up small businesses selling jewellery.

HYPE!

Treasures: $0, could not possibly have gone to a better home.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Back to School Sale! at my Etsy shop. I've marked down the featured pieces at the top of my shop so that they can get themselves adopted soon! And I simplified my shipping - $5 for anything, anywhere.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

I always get a bit edgy about leaving my cat in the care of others. I know, I know, she's a cat . . . throw some chow and water in her direction once every three days and she'll be fine. Unhappy, but alive.

After a month in Asia I returned to find my house plants dead, microwave destroyed, and the cat in desperate need of a nail trim and brushing. I shouldn't expect more from a straight guy with cat allergies, eh?

Plants: $30, highly fungible entities in my world
Microwaves: $100, but let's see how long I can go without one
Note from Dad: $0, this is why I love this man

Sunday, September 4, 2011

All the yapping about my trip and newfoundlove of scuba diving paid off! My colleague Dave flopped this on my desk as an afterthought to our conversation about my next great adventure. I totally treasure moments like this and will totally treasure the book and the sunburns and saltwater that it will bring into my life.

Used Lonely Planet: $0, man, I work with some highly awesome people.
Diving in Roatan: $2000, because you can't take it with you

Friday, September 2, 2011

I'm building a new online home. From scratch. It's gonna be hype, yo! All that stood between me and digital greatness was jazzying up my laptop. Now? Nothing.

Stickers: $1.50/package at Dollarama
Web 3.0 fame: $0, ready for it.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

I Twittered.
*gulp*
@eringreenster

My time: $0, but oh so costly